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Maybe it’s not just in, but I’ve been cutting the guy slack for a long time now. And every time I do, he comes back with another comment like the ones in this recent article in Variety about RZ making a remake of The Blob:

“My intention is not to have a big red blobby thing — that’s the first thing I want to change,” Zombie said. “That gigantic Jello-looking thing might have been scary to audiences in the 1950s, but people would laugh now.”

So. A Blob movie without a Blob. Just a huge white trash guy in a mask, right?

I want it noted for the record that I did my best to understand this guy and try to dig what he’s doing. I kept saying that he should just be given the money to make Devil’s Rejects over and over again since that’s all he knows how to do. I tried to understand but I can’t.

Rob Zombie is a fucking idiot.